historize: (hetalia--russia--in blue)
I watched a movie called "The Spanish Apartment" this is directly based on the scene where the French guy goes to the apartment to meet his new roommates. One is English, one is Spanish, one is Italian, one is German and one is Danish.

It is a hilariously fun movie.


The political ramifications of housing an American and a Russian in the same place had better not be a problem. Else I will make you eat a chip sandwich, which will make you want to vomit. )
historize: (hetalia--america--eyes to the skies)
Title: New York Minute
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, Canada, France, Germany, Prussia, Austria, Australia, New Zealand, Russia, Japan, China
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: 9/11
Summary: I am not usually one to attempt things on this subject but I decided to fill a request on the Hetalia Meme. The prompt was: 9/11 happens during a world meeting.


It ended up making me really sad.

England, who had been reading a book under the table, looked up. France, who had been nearly asleep, also looked up. )
historize: (america--rockin like a rock star)
Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: Afterwards and allusions to the WORLD CUP

"Damn, burn, Russia."

"It was a ridiculous claim but one I will stand by."

"Forty medals. I didn't even hit forty medals."

"I know. I am well aware."

America laughed. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Russia! Just--I would totally feel, you know, understanding towards Pleshenko and stuff but he just--threw a fucking temper tantrum! I mean, really!"

"America, I'd be careful about cockiness were I you. When the World Cup comes this summer, you will sing a very different tune." England was lifting his tea cup.

America shook his head and looked at Canada, giving him a definite, See, I told you, look. He looked back at England. "Canada wins the most Golds ever at a Winter Olympics. And I win the most medals ever. If we were any other two countries, we would be allowed to be as arrogant as we wanted. But because Canada hosted and I'm--fucking me, of course--we can't. You guys can't wait to tell me how fat and stupid I am but who wins Nobel Prizes? Who wins Olympic medals? Me. And my people wanna win precisely because we get insulted so much."

"Well, you turned that around," France said, waving a hand to diffuse the situation. "You are traditionally quite weak at the Winter Olympics but you did fantastic."

America winked at Canada. "You know why that is?" He sat back, took a drink of his coffee. "Because my people got sick and tied of hearing about how much everyone thinks we suck. You know why I'm usually shit at the World Cup? Because my people don't give a shit about soccer--"

"Football."

"Shut up," America said, pointing at England. "You know what, England. You better hope to God that my people never get serious about soccer. Because we'll sweep the World Cup and you'll hate me for it. So enjoy it while you can."

England straightened his back. "I beg your pardon." But he looked serious. England was a football hooligan, after all, tried and true.

"You heard me. This summer. You and me, old man. You and me."



Notes: Just before the Winter Olympics started, Russia declared that they would take 40 medals. That's a ridiculous number. And particularly embarrassing because Russia only came away with 15.

America, on the other hand, got 37 medals--the most in any Winter Olympics (in which America is usually weak) and Canada got 14 golds, which is the most golds for any single country in the Winter Olympics.

Pleshenko is the Russian skater who won Silver. He lost to an American and he threw a temper tantrum about it. Making everyone else roll their eyes.


The World Cup this summer is set with an extremely interesting game. England vs America. They've only played each other one other time in the 50s and everyone expected America to lose. And so everyone was very surprised when America won.



So I apologize for how arrogant this might have sounded. That's usually not my thing but I'm letting a little Alfred-pride come through.
historize: (hetalia--denmark)
Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: The Biathlon


France was looking smug, and he had most every reason to. He was winning a creepy amount of medals at this sport.

"It is not so surprising that lots of people in this sport are soldiers," Russia said. "Such excellent aim."

America had his arms crossed. "We should really be better at this--me and Canada both."

"Well, it makes sense--you can have guns whenever you like. In Europe, you go to effort of getting a gun only if you really want to learn how to fire it. No offense--but you take it for granted," France put in.

"Yeah," said Denmark, "That does make sense. The whole thing though--it's like a Norwegian drive-by shooting."

America, Prussia and Canada all choked on their coffees. England looked aside, trying not to smile.

Norway elbowed him in the ribs.
historize: (hetalia--america--eyes to the skies)
I did NOT write this.

Just so you know. But I found this great fic on the Kink meme but it's anon, of course, so I have no way to save it. So I'm putting the link here. It's about different countries dealing with some of the terrible things they've done.


Maybe You're a Sinner


The one about Germany, I think, touched the most. His guilt is so heavy.



On a lighter note, all this art is great.
historize: (hetalia--englandamerica--scrubadub)
Title: What a Wonderful World (Part four)
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Basically, everyone. This particular part has Spain, Prussia, Burma, India, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, England, Mexico, Vietnam, and North Korea and France. Also Denmark, Canada, Russia, Norway, Iceland, Finland, Ireland, Scotland, Sweden, New Zealand, Australia, Thailand and Greenland. And Nepal and Wales.
Rating: thematic R
Warnings: violence
Summary: Basically, World War III

posted here

He was shivering and he seemed really tired but otherwise, he complained about getting lost at sea a lot. )
historize: (hetalia--denmark)
Title: What a Wonderful World (Part three)
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Basically, everyone. This particular part has Spain, Prussia, Burma, India, China, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, England and France. Also Denmark, Canada, Russia, Norway, Iceland, Finland, and Greenland.
Rating: thematic R
Warnings: violence, lots of Viking Violence for great justice.
Summary: Basically, World War III

posted here

You know, it’s almost sinister how he can smile and be so sweet and then do things like this )

And a big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lilgreekaus91, who did two pictures for me! One of England, Scotland, Australia and NZ and one of Ireland
historize: (hetalia--prussia and hre)
Title: What Goes Around Comes Around
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Prussia, Germany, Hungary and Ukraine; with Belgium and Russia and a couple other mentions
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, violence
Summary: This all relates back to a prompt I received from [livejournal.com profile] luminousbeat, who wanted: Uh... Belgium, Prussia, and Germany. Over the violation of Belgium's neutrality promised to her by the Treaty of London in 1839 (Prussia handed the responsibilities of the treaty over to Germany, meaning Germany shouldn't have invaded Belgium, but did regardless). And became different times during the World Wars (though, mostly WW2) that Prussia disagreed with what Germany did. And seeing England's method of raising kids wasn't really any worse.

Posted here

When Prussia woke up, covered in blood with officers scrambling around the room, he had just laughed. Because, honestly, why not? )
historize: (hetalia--russia--in blue)
Title: Sound Test
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Russia, America and a mention of England
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Summary: I picked this as a prompt over at the Russia/America prompt fill. Since my other writing is on my dead desktop, I am going back to my prompts and doing them. This one in particular was about Reagan, who was giving a sound test and said, "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." They were not on the air but it was leaked to the public and the international reaction was less than warm. Given Reagan's personality, it was a joke--but it put everyone on alert. The prompt was to look into Russia's and America's reactions to it.

I think I might have strayed a little off-course but it was interesting to do.

Are you just sore because I beat you to the moon? )
historize: (hetalia--russia--in blue)
Title: Come to North Dakota
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, Russia and a mention of England
Rating: one of those rare PG pieces
Warnings: Present-day politics
Summary: Obama is working now to try and improve US-Russia relations. The Cold War is over. This is just a really short piece that I was inspired to do this morning when I read about this news.

Posted here

America sipped his coffee, added some cream and sugar and stirred. Russia didn't move; he just watched. His eyes followed every motion of America's movement. )

I do hope that maybe, some day, America and Russia can be friendly again. Are there any Russians here? Hello Russians.
historize: (hetalia--prussia--chibisparkle)
Title:
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): primarily Prussia and bitty!Germany and some Brandenburg; implied Prussia/Brandenburg and a hint of Prussia/Denmark
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, war and some suggestive dialog

Notes: Haven't come up with a title yet. I'll try and think of one while I work through editing this. This ended up so long that I had to cut it in two. I haven't finished the second part yet.

posted here


Oh, you look surprised? Well, everyone else is running about picking up little brothers and sisters. I kind of want one too. So, from now on, I am your older brother. )
historize: (hetalia--russia--in blue)
Title: The Wall
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, France, China, Russia, Prussia, Germany, Poland, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Ukraine, Lithuania and Italy
Rating: Thematic R
Warnings: violence, symbolism
Summary: The end of World War II, Russia's revenge on Germany and the building and falling of the Berlin Wall.

As a note. I am an American. I was all of three years old when the Berlin Wall fell. So what I am going on is some stuff from my history classes and bits I looked up on youtube. This is a work in progress---so if there is some historical detail here that I have missed, please tell me.

Just in case you need visuals, I nabbed a couple maps offline. Map showing the territory of old Prussia and a map of the four sectors made by the Allied powers. (Trying to find a newer map of Prussia. That one is too old.)



Eventually posted here

Russia slid a finger up, touching Prussia’s ear; still he didn’t flinch. )


Edit: Here we go. And you'll actually see that Prussia is not technically within German borders at the end of World War II. He was actually east of Germany and he lost all his territory to Poland and the USSR.

I'll admit...I messed that up and am just discovering it now that I spent quite a bit of time doing this. That's what I get for not researching thoroughly enough first.

Now I'm not sure what I should do with this. I still enjoyed writing this a lot. I don't often see these two on a brotherly level. I suppose maybe so long as I put up a disclaimer that I am well-aware of the historical inaccuracy--that Prussia is not technically East Germany--I could post it anyway?

Though, though, in the Old Prussia map--Prussia used to have that whole expanse of territory. (I really don't want these 15 pages to go to waste. I like this. Haha, so yes, I am looking for connections now.) So, technically--since Prussia united Germany and is Germany's brother--the Allies sort of 'pin' him as "east Germany' anyway. Russia did say he would "become East Germany"....so. So. Technically, this could work.




Edit: Haha, I came back to edit and, by chance, I turned on the song Pieces and suddenly this was a billion times sadder.
historize: (hetalia--france--sunglasses)
Title: Destination
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): France/America/England, Australia/New Zealand, Russia, Canada, Italy, Japan, Spain, Korea, China, Belgium--basically, everyone.
Rating: R for sexual implications, C for crack
Warnings: Hahaha, crack. Inspired by this, which is much hotter than it has any right to be.

I almost feel wrong for this. Almost. Posted here.


Korea whooped and jumped into his arms. Germany lost his balance and hit the floor. Italy wailed and ran to help. )

Demoralize

May. 11th, 2009 07:00 pm
historize: (hetalia--switzerland--bang bang)
Title: Demoralize
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Germany, England and America, primarily; secondarily, China, France, Russia, Canada, Italy, Japan, and Australia
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Non-consensual Germany/England, blood and language. This addresses a dark and sensitive topic in a dark and insensitive way. Also, racial stereotypes are used by the characters--but not me. This does not reflect my personal beliefs about any other nationality.

Parts of this are ground in history (China and England in Burma, the second blitz of 1944) but the others (Canada taking control of America's Paris unit [that had helped liberate the city in August of 1944] and Italy, Japan and Germany all conveniently being in Berlin, ecetera--are obviously all fictional).

Eventually posted here


Germany couldn’t blame them for doing it. He had started to feel a little crazy a long time ago. )
historize: (hetalia--americanada--noms)
Title: Snow Men: Part Three
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Canada/America, side helping of France/England
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not worksafe. Also, language.
Summary: Because now I'm kind of getting into the idea. Part three of this: [1 and 2]. Also, that fiend, Canada. France will be so proud.

Originally posted here


Canada laughed but nodded. After all, America might just break the belt. )
historize: (hetalia--canada--happy)
Title: Snow Men: Part Two
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Canada/Russia and a hint of Canada/America at the end, side appearances by England and France.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not worksafe.
Summary: Basically, an extension of this fic. Now Russia is going to be a bad influence. And Canada will explore his inner-France.

Originally posted here.

Russia smiled, securing his grip on Canada’s throat and then lifted his other hand, going to his tie. )

Snow Men

May. 11th, 2009 06:39 pm
historize: (hetalia--russia--in blue)
Title: Snow Men
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): [Canada/Russia] I've never seen Canada/Russia before. So I gave it a go. It feels sort of wrong. Haha! I feel dirty. Mentions of America, France and England.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Definitely not worksafe; Russia being a little bit bizarre
Summary: Russia shows up at Canada's house with an offer that he initially refuses but Russia wants to become one anyway.

As a note, this has no political or historical connotations that I am aware of.

Originally posted here.


Russia’s smile was getting bigger. Seeing that Canada was going to try and go on like everything was fine amused him greatly. )

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