historize

Title: Oedipus Called He Wants His Complex Back
Author/Artist: historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): implied England/France, pre-revolutionary!America and Canada
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, fem!England, France is opportunistic, America tries to kill him
Summary: I saw a cute little piece yesterday about fem!England and child!America and I thought it was weird that I've never seen anything with an older America. So I thought, "Hey! I'll try it!"

And now, I completely understand why I don't ever see it. Because it is one of the most awkward things ever.

Because it seems entirely natural for America to suddenly realize, "Whoa, my mom is hot!"

Also, I way prefer England with the bun. I know "official fem!England" has pigtails but the bun just seems so her.

This was just a short, fun piece to write because it flits between amusingly awkward and awkwardly serious.


Posted here


( England had this strange way of having no salt to add and yet making everything taste like the Dead Sea )

Title: Snow Men: Part Three
Author/Artist: historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Canada/America, side helping of France/England
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not worksafe. Also, language.
Summary: Because now I'm kind of getting into the idea. Part three of this: [1 and 2]. Also, that fiend, Canada. France will be so proud.

Originally posted here


( Canada laughed but nodded. After all, America might just break the belt. )