Denmark at the Olympics - The Biathlon
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historizeTitle: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: The Biathlon
France was looking smug, and he had most every reason to. He was winning a creepy amount of medals at this sport.
"It is not so surprising that lots of people in this sport are soldiers," Russia said. "Such excellent aim."
America had his arms crossed. "We should really be better at this--me and Canada both."
"Well, it makes sense--you can have guns whenever you like. In Europe, you go to effort of getting a gun only if you really want to learn how to fire it. No offense--but you take it for granted," France put in.
"Yeah," said Denmark, "That does make sense. The whole thing though--it's like a Norwegian drive-by shooting."
America, Prussia and Canada all choked on their coffees. England looked aside, trying not to smile.
Norway elbowed him in the ribs.
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: The Biathlon
France was looking smug, and he had most every reason to. He was winning a creepy amount of medals at this sport.
"It is not so surprising that lots of people in this sport are soldiers," Russia said. "Such excellent aim."
America had his arms crossed. "We should really be better at this--me and Canada both."
"Well, it makes sense--you can have guns whenever you like. In Europe, you go to effort of getting a gun only if you really want to learn how to fire it. No offense--but you take it for granted," France put in.
"Yeah," said Denmark, "That does make sense. The whole thing though--it's like a Norwegian drive-by shooting."
America, Prussia and Canada all choked on their coffees. England looked aside, trying not to smile.
Norway elbowed him in the ribs.
