historize: (america--canada--brotherly glow)
Title: Wasting Away Again III
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, Canada, Australia and New Zealand
Rating: PG
Warnings: Parrot-headed-ness, lyrics are from Jimmy Buffet's Boat Drinks. Have a listen, here
Summary: The third time England comes in to singing it's at a hockey game.

Don’t know if all of you know me. I’m Matt Williams. But I’ll skip explaining it for the few Americans on our hockey teams today. )
historize: (Default)
Title: Wasting Away Again II
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, Canada, France, Australia and New Zealand
Rating: PG
Warnings: Parrot-headed-ness, lyrics are from Jimmy Buffet's How a Pirate Looks at 40. Have a listen, here
Summary: The second time England hears singing, it's at the Vietnam Memorial...


God knows why I decided to try posting this here

He’s got a cigarette in his left fingers because his right is all bandaged up again from whatever episode Australia has had recently. )
historize: (england--gangster)
Title: Wasting Away Again
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, Canada, France
Rating: PG
Warnings: dorkiness, Parrot-headed-ness
Summary: Totally dorky. Done entirely because I love it. Lyrics to Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville. Because I'm sure America loves it. And maybe Canada too.


Canada flexed his arm, as if showing off a tattoo. )
historize: (hetalia--america--eyes to the skies)
Title: Doughnut Holes
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, Canada
Rating: PG
Warnings: very recent politics
Summary: Just like doing little bits on modern politics, how America deals with the current weirdness going on



Doughnut holes! Doughnut holes! Lalalalala! I can't hear you! )


Notes:

The best thing we can do for ourselves as American citizens is educate ourselves! DO NOT take the television talking at you for truth. Read articles!

Health care: What you could see This has a timeline about changes we could see. Click on the blue boxes.

Health care bill requires calories on menus at chain restaurants

Health care: Winners and losers
historize: (hetalia--america--eyes to the skies)
Title: New York Minute
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, Canada, France, Germany, Prussia, Austria, Australia, New Zealand, Russia, Japan, China
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: 9/11
Summary: I am not usually one to attempt things on this subject but I decided to fill a request on the Hetalia Meme. The prompt was: 9/11 happens during a world meeting.


It ended up making me really sad.

England, who had been reading a book under the table, looked up. France, who had been nearly asleep, also looked up. )
historize: (hetalia--america--eyes to the skies)
Title: The Electric Slide
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, mentions of England, Canada, France and Germany
Rating: PG
Warnings: language, allusions to modern politics and the New York and London terrorist attacks
Summary: Just a short bit I suddenly wrote down--about America being out in the desert and thinking about music and why he is where he is.



He could take it. And he would emerge wiser, hopefully.  )
historize: (america--rockin like a rock star)
Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: Afterwards and allusions to the WORLD CUP

"Damn, burn, Russia."

"It was a ridiculous claim but one I will stand by."

"Forty medals. I didn't even hit forty medals."

"I know. I am well aware."

America laughed. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Russia! Just--I would totally feel, you know, understanding towards Pleshenko and stuff but he just--threw a fucking temper tantrum! I mean, really!"

"America, I'd be careful about cockiness were I you. When the World Cup comes this summer, you will sing a very different tune." England was lifting his tea cup.

America shook his head and looked at Canada, giving him a definite, See, I told you, look. He looked back at England. "Canada wins the most Golds ever at a Winter Olympics. And I win the most medals ever. If we were any other two countries, we would be allowed to be as arrogant as we wanted. But because Canada hosted and I'm--fucking me, of course--we can't. You guys can't wait to tell me how fat and stupid I am but who wins Nobel Prizes? Who wins Olympic medals? Me. And my people wanna win precisely because we get insulted so much."

"Well, you turned that around," France said, waving a hand to diffuse the situation. "You are traditionally quite weak at the Winter Olympics but you did fantastic."

America winked at Canada. "You know why that is?" He sat back, took a drink of his coffee. "Because my people got sick and tied of hearing about how much everyone thinks we suck. You know why I'm usually shit at the World Cup? Because my people don't give a shit about soccer--"

"Football."

"Shut up," America said, pointing at England. "You know what, England. You better hope to God that my people never get serious about soccer. Because we'll sweep the World Cup and you'll hate me for it. So enjoy it while you can."

England straightened his back. "I beg your pardon." But he looked serious. England was a football hooligan, after all, tried and true.

"You heard me. This summer. You and me, old man. You and me."



Notes: Just before the Winter Olympics started, Russia declared that they would take 40 medals. That's a ridiculous number. And particularly embarrassing because Russia only came away with 15.

America, on the other hand, got 37 medals--the most in any Winter Olympics (in which America is usually weak) and Canada got 14 golds, which is the most golds for any single country in the Winter Olympics.

Pleshenko is the Russian skater who won Silver. He lost to an American and he threw a temper tantrum about it. Making everyone else roll their eyes.


The World Cup this summer is set with an extremely interesting game. England vs America. They've only played each other one other time in the 50s and everyone expected America to lose. And so everyone was very surprised when America won.



So I apologize for how arrogant this might have sounded. That's usually not my thing but I'm letting a little Alfred-pride come through.
historize: (america--canada--brotherly glow)
Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: MEN'S HOCKEY.

[livejournal.com profile] mikata did a piece of art that perfectly sums up my pre-match feelings. (I expect that if Canada had lost, we could have played Slovakia and we had a very, very good chance of winning gold....but....but it just wouldn't be as awesome as playing brother-Canada. Even if we get silver, I would rather America play Canada for it.)



Up in the stands, the Canadians were cheering. Cheering because their boys were winning, cheering because they wanted a Gold Medal game with the United States. The crowd went wild whenever Canada scored and America, he did too. He jumped up with his brother, cheering and yelling.

One of the cheering, red-splashed Canadians tapped America. "You're cheering for a Canadian win?" He nodded to America's star-spangled jersey.

America grinned that Hollywood shine. "Oh yeah! I want a rematch for Utah! We must avenge our women!" America pumped his fist. The Canadian laughed and cheered with him.



In the third period, the nasty jolt happened.

America surged up, "SHUT THEM DOWN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

Slovakia had suddenly decided, in the last period, that it was tired of being down 3-0 and was rolling back like a wave. One goal then--another--

And Canada was already on his feet, on his chair, screaming at them, "GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE GAME! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GET YOUR ASSES--!"

France was staring up at Canada, wide-eyed.

It was a relief when the period ended--that suddenly surge had scared Canada a bit. He did not want to lose his chance to play America. The two brothers cheered and clapped and slumped in relief, turned to each other and hugged. America clapped him on the back.

"You, me, medal round. Sunday." Finger guns. "Be there!"

Canada grinned--that rare smirk that usually only America saw, "Wouldn't miss it for the world."
historize: (hetalia--americanada--noms)
Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: Womens Hockey


The buzzer went off. The Gold Medal Women's Hockey game was over.

Canada had won.

"Son of a bitch," America snapped his fingers but he smiled. His women still had a world-class team.

Canada grinned. "Every time, America. You never beat me. Whenever you play me, you always end up second."

"There's still the mens game!" He jumped up and stood on the concrete divider. "Hell yeah! Y'all still got the silver! Woooo! The men will avenge you! Wooo!" He jumped down, pointing at Canada. "They will, by the way." He threw a smile at Finland. "Sorry Finland. I wanna win today bad so my men can avenge my women."

"You know, in Utah--"

"Shut up! It's gonna happen!"

Finland and Slovakia looked at each other.
historize: (hetalia--denmark)
Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: The Biathlon


France was looking smug, and he had most every reason to. He was winning a creepy amount of medals at this sport.

"It is not so surprising that lots of people in this sport are soldiers," Russia said. "Such excellent aim."

America had his arms crossed. "We should really be better at this--me and Canada both."

"Well, it makes sense--you can have guns whenever you like. In Europe, you go to effort of getting a gun only if you really want to learn how to fire it. No offense--but you take it for granted," France put in.

"Yeah," said Denmark, "That does make sense. The whole thing though--it's like a Norwegian drive-by shooting."

America, Prussia and Canada all choked on their coffees. England looked aside, trying not to smile.

Norway elbowed him in the ribs.
historize: (poland--omfg seriously)
Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: Figure skating. And hot men

Poland jumped up. "Omigod~! Who is that! Johnny Weir! America!"

America was deep in conversation with Canada. Discussing Hockey. Which was manly. Yeah. He surfaced. "What?"

Poland had jumped up. He was wearing bright red leggings and a fluffy white sweater dotted with sequins at the cuffs and brown leather boots trimmed in fur. He was holding onto the railing, bouncing. "Look at him! He's one of yours right?"

America looked and smiled. "Oh yeah. Johnny's a real crowd pleaser, they love him--"

"His costume is fabulous! Omigod, America. Where does he get them! He is working that--look at the tassels and the sheer layer over the hands! And the ribbon!" Poland threw his hands up, looking starstruck. "I just want to take him home with me--we could trade clothes! He's fabulous!"

Lithuania put his forehead in his hand, looking down.

"Oooomigod!" Poland squealed. "Did you see that triple-toe combination! Oh my God, guys! Holy shit! Does anyone have any roses! I need to give him roses, like, STAT!"

"The program isn't over yet," Lithuania reminded him.

"I don't even care, duh!"
historize: (Default)
Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: Figure skating. And hot men




"Holy crap, who is that?" America asked, sitting up in his chair.

England snorted, he didn't give a damn about any of these pounces. He was only here because America and Canada had men competing. And that was it. Nothing else. Nothing. Nothing to do with the leather and feathers and spandex and glitter and--wait, what.

"That's Stephane Lambiel," snapped Switzerland. "One of mine. You have something to say about it, America?"

America looked across England at Switzerland. On America's other side, France and Canada leaned over. America looked back at the skater. "I wanna touch his hair!"

England started and did a double-take. "What?"

"I wanna touch his hair! Look at his hair! It's all--" America flung his head around in a circle.

Canada raised a hand to his mouth but France was nodding. "Oh, yes. I definitely see it."

America flung his arms up. "I know, right! It looks so soft!"

Canada burst out laughing, sitting back in his seat.
historize: (america--nothing but bitches and hos)
Title: Chocolate-Covered Bacon
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, Canada, England, France, Spain, Mexico
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, violence
Summary: Bull-riding, tractor pulling and Monster trucks

posted here

This is your fault. They are so weird because of you! )
historize: (hetalia--americanada--noms)
Title:
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Canada, America, England, Germany and Prussia, so far; hinted at England/Canada
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, violence
Summary: So far, Canada on D-Day (June 6th, 1944; when England, America, Canada and France beached on the French coast to begin kicking the Germans out).

I have not decided where exactly I wanted to go with this--I just thought it would be fun to write a fight scene between Canada and Germany and I don't often see any England/Canada.

This is most definitely not yet finished. I'm just hoping that posting it will inspire me a little.


Hard to believe a guy like that gets battle nerves. You ever looked at his eyes when he’s fighting? )

S'mores

Aug. 20th, 2009 10:35 am
historize: (hetalia--england--fork and knife)
Title: S'mores~
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, Canada, Australia, New Zealand Germany, Prussia, Italy, Romano, Spain and Belgium.
Rating: PG
Warnings: some language, dropbears
Summary: England has never heard of s'mores so America and Canada decide it's time for a camping trip!

I had a lot of fun doing this one.

Posted here

You have food called Spotted Dick, okay. That sounds like a damn disease! You can’t even begin to slam our names. )
historize: (hetalia--englandamerica--scrubadub)
Title: What a Wonderful World (Part four)
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Basically, everyone. This particular part has Spain, Prussia, Burma, India, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, England, Mexico, Vietnam, and North Korea and France. Also Denmark, Canada, Russia, Norway, Iceland, Finland, Ireland, Scotland, Sweden, New Zealand, Australia, Thailand and Greenland. And Nepal and Wales.
Rating: thematic R
Warnings: violence
Summary: Basically, World War III

posted here

He was shivering and he seemed really tired but otherwise, he complained about getting lost at sea a lot. )
historize: (hetalia--denmark)
Title: What a Wonderful World (Part three)
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Basically, everyone. This particular part has Spain, Prussia, Burma, India, China, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, England and France. Also Denmark, Canada, Russia, Norway, Iceland, Finland, and Greenland.
Rating: thematic R
Warnings: violence, lots of Viking Violence for great justice.
Summary: Basically, World War III

posted here

You know, it’s almost sinister how he can smile and be so sweet and then do things like this )

And a big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lilgreekaus91, who did two pictures for me! One of England, Scotland, Australia and NZ and one of Ireland
historize: (hetalia--canada--happy)
So, my desktop is still down and I'm trying not to stress about it.

So I'm going back to the list of prompts that I asked for--geez, almost a month ago and I want to start writing pirate!Spain, which I think will be all kinds of fun. I don't often write for Spain--but I would like to start trying to get him. It will be good practice for when I get my desktop back up and can continue on my WIP (which I have decided to call "It's a Wonderful World". Because. I dunno. I was outside doing yard work the other day and that song was stuck in my head and I suddenly stopped and went, "HEY!") It was [livejournal.com profile] sliefoxx that asked for pirate!Spain--in a fic trade where she wrote about bitty!Canada and France for me. So I need to get on that. (Oh, I never asked her--if she wanted it as a gen fic or as a shipping one. Huh. Need to do that too.)

But, in the meantime, while I think of how to write Spain, I just randomly started writing about Canada during D-Day (June 6, 1944--Normandy invasion) and I kinda wanna do maybe England/Canada because I've never done it and I rarely see it. But I also rarely see America/Canada.

I don't suppose anyone has any thoughts about that? Since it's from Canada's POV, I kind of like the idea of it being England/Canada. And it's always interesting to have other characters from the outside looking at America--as I do a lot of my fics from America's POV. So it's cool to see how he's viewed from the outside sometimes. It will be good practice for later.


Man, I hope me writing all this doesn't make me seem presumptuous and arrogant. I just wanted to put some thoughts down about writing.


Anyway, I think of Spain as being...well, cheerful and informal and very casual and laid-back. Very, very aware of his history but doesn't obsess over it--tries to let the past go. Absolutely deadly with a long axe, fantastic sailor, almost recklessly brave--and likes to fight the bulls. Very stubborn, doesn't succumb easily to torture or interrogation. Has a fierce love/hate with both France and Prussia and believes he knows them best--or at least better than most.

WIP

Jul. 19th, 2009 11:30 am
historize: (hetalia--switzerland--bang bang)
Title:
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] historyblitz, kept track of at [livejournal.com profile] historize
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Basically, everyone. This particular part has a lot of America, New Zealand, Canada, Australia, England, Scotland, Ireland, and a pinch of France and Spain, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, and China.
Rating: thematic R
Warnings: violence, war


This is a bit I've been holding onto for a long time because I couldn't figure out what to do with it. But sometimes I find that I get inspired after I post things publicly. I'm not sure why that is--I guess just the pressure of, "Hey, everyone can see this! Make it better!"

The topic was...the idea of a third World War--and given the current temperament of politics right now, I just very briefly alluded to it starting in the Middle East and spreading from there. That is not something I've finalized--which is why I kept references to it short because I haven't worked it all out yet--how it started or how it's going to end.

This is not going to be a long epic story because I probably would get lost in the details. This first bit is about 30 pages and if every bit ended up being around that long, that wouldn't surprise me.

In short, any comments or anything would be really appreciated. This is, again, a work-in-progress--so nothing is set in stone. Nothing is finished. I don't even have a title picked out.


I just write and work by myself and have no one to really bounce ideas off of.


Posted here

EDIT: And my original intention to post--was too long, so I cut some of the last pages of part one off...and I guess I'll add them into part two.



Yeah, he’s like one of America’s X-Men—you know the one, Wolverine. )

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