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Title: New York Minute
Author/Artist:

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, Canada, France, Germany, Prussia, Austria, Australia, New Zealand, Russia, Japan, China
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: 9/11
Summary: I am not usually one to attempt things on this subject but I decided to fill a request on the Hetalia Meme. The prompt was: 9/11 happens during a world meeting.

It ended up making me really sad.

( England, who had been reading a book under the table, looked up. France, who had been nearly asleep, also looked up. )

Title: The Electric Slide
Author/Artist:

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, mentions of England, Canada, France and Germany
Rating: PG
Warnings: language, allusions to modern politics and the New York and London terrorist attacks
Summary: Just a short bit I suddenly wrote down--about America being out in the desert and thinking about music and why he is where he is.

( He could take it. And he would emerge wiser, hopefully. )

Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: Afterwards and allusions to the WORLD CUP

"Damn, burn, Russia."

"It was a ridiculous claim but one I will stand by."

"Forty medals. I didn't even hit forty medals."

"I know. I am well aware."

America laughed. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Russia! Just--I would totally feel, you know, understanding towards Pleshenko and stuff but he just--threw a fucking temper tantrum! I mean, really!"

"America, I'd be careful about cockiness were I you. When the World Cup comes this summer, you will sing a very different tune." England was lifting his tea cup.

America shook his head and looked at Canada, giving him a definite, See, I told you, look. He looked back at England. "Canada wins the most Golds ever at a Winter Olympics. And I win the most medals ever. If we were any other two countries, we would be allowed to be as arrogant as we wanted. But because Canada hosted and I'm--fucking me, of course--we can't. You guys can't wait to tell me how fat and stupid I am but who wins Nobel Prizes? Who wins Olympic medals? Me. And my people wanna win precisely because we get insulted so much."

"Well, you turned that around," France said, waving a hand to diffuse the situation. "You are traditionally quite weak at the Winter Olympics but you did fantastic."

America winked at Canada. "You know why that is?" He sat back, took a drink of his coffee. "Because my people got sick and tied of hearing about how much everyone thinks we suck. You know why I'm usually shit at the World Cup? Because my people don't give a shit about soccer--"

"Football."

"Shut up," America said, pointing at England. "You know what, England. You better hope to God that my people never get serious about soccer. Because we'll sweep the World Cup and you'll hate me for it. So enjoy it while you can."

England straightened his back. "I beg your pardon." But he looked serious. England was a football hooligan, after all, tried and true.

"You heard me. This summer. You and me, old man. You and me."

Notes: Just before the Winter Olympics started, Russia declared that they would take 40 medals. That's a ridiculous number. And particularly embarrassing because Russia only came away with 15.

America, on the other hand, got 37 medals--the most in any Winter Olympics (in which America is usually weak) and Canada got 14 golds, which is the most golds for any single country in the Winter Olympics.

Pleshenko is the Russian skater who won Silver. He lost to an American and he threw a temper tantrum about it. Making everyone else roll their eyes.

The World Cup this summer is set with an extremely interesting game. England vs America. They've only played each other one other time in the 50s and everyone expected America to lose. And so everyone was very surprised when America won.

So I apologize for how arrogant this might have sounded. That's usually not my thing but I'm letting a little Alfred-pride come through.

Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: MEN'S HOCKEY.

mikata did a piece of art that perfectly sums up my pre-match feelings. (I expect that if Canada had lost, we could have played Slovakia and we had a very, very good chance of winning gold....but....but it just wouldn't be as awesome as playing brother-Canada. Even if we get silver, I would rather America play Canada for it.)

Up in the stands, the Canadians were cheering. Cheering because their boys were winning, cheering because they wanted a Gold Medal game with the United States. The crowd went wild whenever Canada scored and America, he did too. He jumped up with his brother, cheering and yelling.

One of the cheering, red-splashed Canadians tapped America. "You're cheering for a Canadian win?" He nodded to America's star-spangled jersey.

America grinned that Hollywood shine. "Oh yeah! I want a rematch for Utah! We must avenge our women!" America pumped his fist. The Canadian laughed and cheered with him.

In the third period, the nasty jolt happened.

America surged up, "SHUT THEM DOWN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

Slovakia had suddenly decided, in the last period, that it was tired of being down 3-0 and was rolling back like a wave. One goal then--another--

And Canada was already on his feet, on his chair, screaming at them, "GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE GAME! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GET YOUR ASSES--!"

France was staring up at Canada, wide-eyed.

It was a relief when the period ended--that suddenly surge had scared Canada a bit. He did not want to lose his chance to play America. The two brothers cheered and clapped and slumped in relief, turned to each other and hugged. America clapped him on the back.

"You, me, medal round. Sunday." Finger guns. "Be there!"

Canada grinned--that rare smirk that usually only America saw, "Wouldn't miss it for the world."

Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: Womens Hockey

The buzzer went off. The Gold Medal Women's Hockey game was over.

Canada had won.

"Son of a bitch," America snapped his fingers but he smiled. His women still had a world-class team.

Canada grinned. "Every time, America. You never beat me. Whenever you play me, you always end up second."

"There's still the mens game!" He jumped up and stood on the concrete divider. "Hell yeah! Y'all still got the silver! Woooo! The men will avenge you! Wooo!" He jumped down, pointing at Canada. "They will, by the way." He threw a smile at Finland. "Sorry Finland. I wanna win today bad so my men can avenge my women."

"You know, in Utah--"

"Shut up! It's gonna happen!"

Finland and Slovakia looked at each other.

Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: The Biathlon

France was looking smug, and he had most every reason to. He was winning a creepy amount of medals at this sport.

"It is not so surprising that lots of people in this sport are soldiers," Russia said. "Such excellent aim."

America had his arms crossed. "We should really be better at this--me and Canada both."

"Well, it makes sense--you can have guns whenever you like. In Europe, you go to effort of getting a gun only if you really want to learn how to fire it. No offense--but you take it for granted," France put in.

"Yeah," said Denmark, "That does make sense. The whole thing though--it's like a Norwegian drive-by shooting."

America, Prussia and Canada all choked on their coffees. England looked aside, trying not to smile.

Norway elbowed him in the ribs.

Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: Figure skating. And hot men

Poland jumped up. "Omigod~! Who is that! Johnny Weir! America!"

America was deep in conversation with Canada. Discussing Hockey. Which was manly. Yeah. He surfaced. "What?"

Poland had jumped up. He was wearing bright red leggings and a fluffy white sweater dotted with sequins at the cuffs and brown leather boots trimmed in fur. He was holding onto the railing, bouncing. "Look at him! He's one of yours right?"

America looked and smiled. "Oh yeah. Johnny's a real crowd pleaser, they love him--"

"His costume is fabulous! Omigod, America. Where does he get them! He is working that--look at the tassels and the sheer layer over the hands! And the ribbon!" Poland threw his hands up, looking starstruck. "I just want to take him home with me--we could trade clothes! He's fabulous!"

Lithuania put his forehead in his hand, looking down.

"Oooomigod!" Poland squealed. "Did you see that triple-toe combination! Oh my God, guys! Holy shit! Does anyone have any roses! I need to give him roses, like, STAT!"

"The program isn't over yet," Lithuania reminded him.

"I don't even care, duh!"

Title: At the Olympics
Warnings: Nothing. Just me being stupid.
Event: Figure skating. And hot men

"Holy crap, who is that?" America asked, sitting up in his chair.

England snorted, he didn't give a damn about any of these pounces. He was only here because America and Canada had men competing. And that was it. Nothing else. Nothing. Nothing to do with the leather and feathers and spandex and glitter and--wait, what.

"That's Stephane Lambiel," snapped Switzerland. "One of mine. You have something to say about it, America?"

America looked across England at Switzerland. On America's other side, France and Canada leaned over. America looked back at the skater. "I wanna touch his hair!"

England started and did a double-take. "What?"

"I wanna touch his hair! Look at his hair! It's all--" America flung his head around in a circle.

Canada raised a hand to his mouth but France was nodding. "Oh, yes. I definitely see it."

America flung his arms up. "I know, right! It looks so soft!"

Canada burst out laughing, sitting back in his seat.

Title: Chocolate-Covered Bacon
Author/Artist:

historyblitz, kept track of at

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, Canada, England, France, Spain, Mexico
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, violence
Summary: Bull-riding, tractor pulling and Monster trucks

posted here

( This is your fault. They are so weird because of you! )

Title:
Author/Artist:

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): Ireland, Scotland, Wales, England, America, Denmark, Ancient Rome; Denmark/Ireland, implied Ireland/Scotland
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, violence, sexual implications (dub-con)
Summary: This is another bit I started some time ago and want to be inspired to somehow finish. I RP Ireland with my friend (she does Scotland and England) and I have come to really adore developing her character.

So not everything in this is explained really, especially her relationship with Scotland but that's coming later---I just wanted to write about Ireland, bits about her, the Vikings, Rome, England and coming to America.

Also, the use of Ireland's and Scotland's modern names during Ancient Rome's time is historically inaccurate. I am aware of that. I'm just using them until I decide if I want to mess around with the changing names business.

( I'll bet you top him, don't you? )

Title:
Author/Artist:

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): Canada, America, England, Germany and Prussia, so far; hinted at England/Canada
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, violence
Summary: So far, Canada on D-Day (June 6th, 1944; when England, America, Canada and France beached on the French coast to begin kicking the Germans out).

I have not decided where exactly I wanted to go with this--I just thought it would be fun to write a fight scene between Canada and Germany and I don't often see any England/Canada.

This is most definitely not yet finished. I'm just hoping that posting it will inspire me a little.

( Hard to believe a guy like that gets battle nerves. You ever looked at his eyes when he’s fighting? )

I did NOT write this.

Just so you know. But I found this great fic on the Kink meme but it's anon, of course, so I have no way to save it. So I'm putting the link here. It's about different countries dealing with some of the terrible things they've done.

Maybe You're a Sinner

The one about Germany, I think, touched the most. His guilt is so heavy.

On a lighter note, all this art is great.

Title: S'mores~
Author/Artist:

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, Canada, Australia, New Zealand Germany, Prussia, Italy, Romano, Spain and Belgium.
Rating: PG
Warnings: some language, dropbears
Summary: England has never heard of s'mores so America and Canada decide it's time for a camping trip!

I had a lot of fun doing this one.

Posted here

( You have food called Spotted Dick, okay. That sounds like a damn disease! You can’t even begin to slam our names. )

Title: What a Wonderful World (Part two)
Author/Artist:

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): Basically, everyone. This particular part has a lot of Spain and Prussia. [Also includes the America and NZ bit that I had to cut off last time that includes Japan and South Korea, Australia and Taiwan.] China, Russia, Denmark, Italy, Romano, Belgium, Germany, Austria, England and Hungary also appear. Also, Burma (Myanmar) and Thailand.
Rating: thematic R
Warnings: violence,
Summary: Basically, World War III

( Only one around here who wasn’t colonized by Europe and I’m the one that ends up on the run. )

Title: Sound Test
Author/Artist:

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): Russia, America and a mention of England
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Summary: I picked this as a prompt over at the Russia/America prompt fill. Since my other writing is on my dead desktop, I am going back to my prompts and doing them. This one in particular was about Reagan, who was giving a sound test and said, "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." They were not on the air but it was leaked to the public and the international reaction was less than warm. Given Reagan's personality, it was a joke--but it put everyone on alert. The prompt was to look into Russia's and America's reactions to it.

I think I might have strayed a little off-course but it was interesting to do.

( Are you just sore because I beat you to the moon? )

Title:
Author/Artist:

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): Basically, everyone. This particular part has a lot of America, New Zealand, Canada, Australia, England, Scotland, Ireland, and a pinch of France and Spain, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, and China.
Rating: thematic R
Warnings: violence, war

This is a bit I've been holding onto for a long time because I couldn't figure out what to do with it. But sometimes I find that I get inspired after I post things publicly. I'm not sure why that is--I guess just the pressure of, "Hey, everyone can see this! Make it better!"

The topic was...the idea of a third World War--and given the current temperament of politics right now, I just very briefly alluded to it starting in the Middle East and spreading from there. That is not something I've finalized--which is why I kept references to it short because I haven't worked it all out yet--how it started or how it's going to end.

This is not going to be a long epic story because I probably would get lost in the details. This first bit is about 30 pages and if every bit ended up being around that long, that wouldn't surprise me.

In short, any comments or anything would be really appreciated. This is, again, a work-in-progress--so nothing is set in stone. Nothing is finished. I don't even have a title picked out.

I just write and work by myself and have no one to really bounce ideas off of.

Posted here

EDIT: And my original intention to post--was too long, so I cut some of the last pages of part one off...and I guess I'll add them into part two.

( Yeah, he’s like one of America’s X-Men—you know the one, Wolverine. )

Title: Cling to War
Author/Artist:

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, England, Canada, France, Australia, New Zealand, Prussia
Rating: thematic R
Warnings: some violence, mentions of the concentration camps and the war in the Pacific; England and Canada getting France out of Paris, some derogatory language
Summary: America copes badly with the brutality of WW2, Papa!England eventually throws pancake batter at him.

I found myself wanting to write after marathoning an amazing World War II miniseries called "Band of Brothers". It was awesome and I recommend it to anyone and everyone.

Eventually posted here

( You insolent little sod! Ignore me, will you! I’ll have your boots for that! )

Title: Come to North Dakota
Author/Artist:

historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, Russia and a mention of England
Rating: one of those rare PG pieces
Warnings: Present-day politics
Summary: Obama is working now to try and improve US-Russia relations. The Cold War is over. This is just a really short piece that I was inspired to do this morning when I read about this news.

Posted here

( America sipped his coffee, added some cream and sugar and stirred. Russia didn't move; he just watched. His eyes followed every motion of America's movement. )

I do hope that maybe, some day, America and Russia can be friendly again. Are there any Russians here? Hello Russians.

Title: Oedipus Called ~~He Wants His Complex Back~~
Author/Artist:

historyblitz
Character(s) or Pairing(s): implied England/France, pre-revolutionary!America and Canada
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, fem!England, France is opportunistic, America tries to kill him
Summary: I saw a cute little piece yesterday about fem!England and child!America and I thought it was weird that I've never seen anything with an older America. So I thought, "Hey! I'll try it!"

And now, I completely understand why I don't ever see it. Because it is one of the most awkward things ever.

Because it seems entirely natural for America to suddenly realize, "Whoa, my mom is hot!"

Also, I way prefer England with the bun. I know "official fem!England" has pigtails but the bun just seems so her.

This was just a short, fun piece to write because it flits between amusingly awkward and awkwardly serious.

Posted here

( England had this strange way of having no salt to add and yet making everything taste like the Dead Sea )

Title: Stepping Stones
Author/Artist:

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Character(s) or Pairing(s): implied England/France, Canada and America (pre-revolution), and a mention of Scotland and Ireland
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: language, war and some suggestive dialog/situations
Summary: Just a fun piece--with darker undertones--but fun, about the French and Indian War and France discovering Canada and all four of them in London--and George III is boring.
Note: I needed a prompt because I was stuck on another bit I'm working on.

twistedsheets10 gave me: Canada, America, England and France, happy family times. So, not all of it's happy but it's them.

post here. Editing done on 07/16/09

( I didn’t know there were woman-nations! )

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New York Minute

The Electric Slide

America at the Olympics - Medal Count

America and Canada at the Olympics - Ongoing

Canada and America at the Olympics

Denmark at the Olympics - The Biathlon

Poland at the Olympics - Johnny Weir - Ongoing

America at the Olympics - Stephane Lambiel - Ongoing

It's the ropes and the reins and the joy and the pain and they call the thing rodeo~

Another WIP

WIP: obviously not finished

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S'mores

[fanfic] What a Wonderful World (2)

[fanfic] Sound Test

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[fanfic] Cling to War

[fan-fic] Come to North Dakota

[fan-fic] Oedipus Called

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